Drunky IM freestyle battles featuring Jungle Bananas and Lord Naked Gypsy

i started drinkin so early
today
geez
did you read the poem i wrote up after i got my pbr this morning
12:00amAndrew
nope
link me up data
12:01amMarlon
finding it
PBR homage:
some days are good, and the rest are bad.
you make me laugh, when i am sad.
drunken nights i can't remember, but to hear the stories make me glad.
when you touch my lips, i'm no longer mad.
i scrounge up some silvers, luckily you're cheap; i think that's rad.
the times i spend with you, are the best days i've ever had.
12:03amAndrew
jjjjeaaaah
thats illa
i like that
12:05amMarlon
and this was the post script at the bottome of the bulletin:
think i have a problem with alcohol....and the problem is that it's all gone now, not even a drip drop left.
12:06amAndrew
ahhh hell yea
im about to bust out a rap here
give me a minute
12:07amMarlon
do it
i wish i was there with my tape recorder right meow

12:09amAndrew
trippin on brew flowin hard
ahh shit
hold on
one more time
i gottta take off this cast
12:11amAndrew
ight
now time to slap a beat
im trippin on fogies
dont slip on them fogies
FUCK
12:15amMarlon
fogies hahahaha
you're hilarious
12:20amAndrew
bust past the tape
i slip on the rape escape
black on the ground astound
them homes with that pound
aint no messinn or else im fessin what you guessing
im clean with the glove ima rise above like the dove
im a rushing for hire
this is dire quit the quire,
you aint gonna make it
you might as well take it
like when reverend took one look and decided to stake it
freeze im fast on draw
skate with me
and i got melons like you never saw
blast past all mast like you was gassed to the last, breath, my homie seth taking pills, you know that shit kills, you'll be swimmin without gills in the hills of sleepy hollow that bitch betta swallow like john wallow
12:22amMarlon
haha
hold on lemme read this
i'm talkin to too many heads
12:22amAndrew
haha im pretty drunk, so if its terrible im not to blame
well, yeah, nvm

12:26amMarlon
well hit me up tomorrow drewfuss
night night
12:27amMarlon
peace in tha mideast cuz you know the UAE has no peace
when will the killing cease
no one can help, not even the milatary police
oil wars leaving our children deceased
fuck this i need closure, i need release
12:28amAndrew
jeeeaah
12:28amMarlon
i wish there was a way to feed all the kids
and end starvation
we need a better pres someone who can rebuild this nation
coz we sitting stagnant
and i'm gettin impatient
why oh why must we live like this
getting shit pay and the world just smells of piss
really though the real mobs is the Feds
12:30amAndrew
that bitch gets in ma beds
12:30amMarlon
they socialist, even worst than the reds
12:30amAndrew
givin me heads
till the feds get me and im deads
fill me full of leads
12:30amMarlon
G.I's knockin on yo door tellin you ya son's dead
12:31amAndrew
you think you trippin on meds
12:31amMarlon
body in the dirt pumped full o lead
we can't bring yo son back but here's a federal check instead
they don't even realize the dread they spread
drew are ya hearing me
i know you gotta be feelin me
these nightmares are scary B
demons whispering all hellishly
make em stop, shut up! halt!
these thoughts just come up and it ain't my fault
i just wish for the closed-minded to listen
instead of just holding they weenie pissin'
i just want em to open up they lookin'-holes
look past the signs on poles
saying STOP! but please don't STOP! oh No NO!
you gotta keep truckin, collect $200 dollars and pass Go
we as a people, the human race,
we're commiting genocide and that's a big disgrace
12:35amAndrew
OHHHH!
12:35amMarlon
no place to hide no place ride
i wish i had wings on the gusts i would glide
but then again that's just my opinion about the earth
these are just words in which no one know's what they're worth
Marlon
that's how its done son
damn we just murphed this shit out off top nanas

12:40amAndrew
nana bananas better than daryl hanna
cramma your mouf or ima put you in the slamma
wait for the hamma
oh wait
now you in the gamma
im just gamin on ya
don't trip on the rug
and don't pull the plug
im trippin on the ceiling
not into drug dealing
but i love my ladies
you know how im feeling?
blue eyes and brown hair
girl, don't be afraid
i can't help but stare
atleast i care
i don't hit you like if your man was a bear
fuck LA its about noma county
we'll hunt you for that bounty
and put you on the wall
and say, hey thats a nice bounty
rosa park in the dark, aint no lark like a stark in a nark
im fizzin on the beers
my homie som, man give him some cheers
he's got OULK in the rise
any homie who messes either claims the prize, SIKE your dies
you can't cross these eyes, i see through your lies
im flossin with your tendons
and eatin your brains
gainin' knowledge
like my homie mike say,
COLLEGE!!
jeeah


(started with me peeling a banana and ended with some Grime-Time-Rhymes.